Cannabis college Chord Guitar - Jason Mraz

(intro) Em

(verse 1)
             Am                           Em
Registration starts at 8, don't be late or else
                   Am                              Em
That's 8 as in the evening time, classes begin around 9 or 12
                     Am
We'll study each and every flower, per credit hour
    C                       G
Then all devour a box of krispy kreme

(pre-chorus)
                    B        F#
So if you grow your knowledge tree
B
hydroponically
                                                       Em
Then come with me, it is, it is, it is, to cannabis college

(chorus)
                    B
La la laa laa la la la laa
                    Em
La la laa laa la la la laa
                    B
La la laa laa la la la laa
                    Em
La la laa laa la la la laa

(verse 2)
                   Am
Instead of writing boring papers
                                              Em
You'll be rolling all your tests and all your quizzes
                        Am                             Em
You'll be curing common glaucoma, convinced that you're acing physics
                          Am                             C
You'll be setting quite a fine example, coring apples and carving cans
                       G
You passed your first exam

(pre-chorus)
                    B        F#
So if you take your notes and tokes
   B
Of signals made of smoke
                                        Em
No joke it is, off you go to cannabis college
    B              F#               B                  F#
And in the basement lavatory they're teaching short-term memory
    B                                                    Em
Can anybody tell me where they're teaching short-term memory?

(chorus)
                    B
La la laa laa la la la laa
                    Em
La la laa laa la la la laa
                    B
La la laa laa la la la laa
                    Em
La la laa laa la la la laa

(interlude/scat) Am  Em  Am  B

(verse 3)
                        Am                                    Em
Tell me have you met professor chong, he's been here who knows how long
                   Am                                         Em
His lectures often cover all the classics, from northern cal to oregon
                         Am
Throughout the days it's dr dre from the payphone era
                                       C
Of the dark side of the moon, and it's purple haze
                                     G
And some random acid tracks by patrick boone

(pre-chorus)
      B    F#    B
With thc, phds, a ba in euphoria
  B           F#   B
Avoid the military, minoring in paranoia
B          F#                B
Job offers aplenty we got our gpas at 4 point 20
B                F#         B
  get the blunted edge, a certificate that says
                     Em
I made it through college

(chorus)
                    B
La la laa laa la la la laa
                    Em
La la laa laa la la la laa
                    B
La la laa laa la la la laa
                    Em
La la laa laa la la la laa

(repeat chorus until end)